Hey everyone,
I'm updating from my cell phone so this is probably going to be short and choppy. I just really need to rant and this is going to be way too long for twitter or facebook.
So I am up in Chicago at this wedding, having a blast by the way, when I met "that girl". You know, the girl that seems to have zero tact and think that gives her the right to say stupid and ridiculous things. We have ALL met "that girl" at one point or another. So I guess it was only fair that last night was my turn.
Last night was the rehersal dinner and they has an awesome pool side barbecue. Drinks were flowing. Margarita for me but only one because I was driving. Well "that girl" had already said a few stupid comments to other people but at the end of the evening it was my turn. I was driving her and a few others home when I made a joke about Mike. He had gotten a little intoxicated and was acting really silly, so I said something sarcastic along the lines of "Yep, I chose to breed with that man" Well in a snotty tone from the backseat I hear, "Is he really even the father of your child?" She didn't ask in a funny sarcastic way like she was trying to jump on to the tail end of my joke. No, she asked it in the snotty tone that would imply that I had 50 kids by 50 different men and was now trying to claim one of them was the heir to Michael Jacksons fortune. My jaw about hit the floor as did everyone elses in the car. She didn't know me, she only met me about 10 hours earlier. She never even saw a picture of London. My reply...

"Are you kidding me? I have been with Mike for 10 F-ing years, 3 of which were spent trying to have a baby. I spent almost $7,000 to have that child. Don't you dare talk about my little boy, you know nothing about me or Mike or my family. Maybe you should get to know your audience a little better before opening your mounth again. Oh but to answer your question, yes I am 100% sure he is the father of my child. I'm not sure what you were trying to say about me or my husband but you can sure as hell leave my child out of this"

She quickly apologized, mainly because she was embarrassed though. I didn't exactly say that to her in the nicest of tones. I was so mad though and I am still fuming about this today. I can't wait until later to see if she tries to talk to me. I'm not going to make a scene or say anything to her. I don't want to cause any drama. Today is the wedding so I want to make sure everything is stress free and perfect for the bride and groom. So instead of keeping things bottled up I decided to just blog about it.
Thanks for listening, now I need to get ready for the wedding. It's going to be beautiful.